Border Force UK is replacing its 20 year old fleet with something more akin to a luxury catamaran like the one pictured below. With a fleet of these the Border Force can leave at first light and patrol the entire English Channel continuously well into the night. With the advanced Radars available now they can pinpoint any Illegal Immigrants and make full speed of roughly 35 knots ensuring they won't have time to get cold after leaving the French shoreline. The dingies can be pulled safely onto the rear deck, serviced and refuelled by our top maritime technicians ready to be dropped off to the French authorities the next morning, for the cycle to begin again.
Meanwhile the newly 'saved' Illegal Immigrants will have been shown to their cabins, shown how a toilet works, given a quick guide to the on-board entertainment systems available, given a new set of designer clothes and £50 credit on their phones (so they can let the others still waiting on the French beaches that they're OK and they'll meet again tomorrow as promised), and finally apologies that because they were picked up in the morning they wouldn't be able to land in Blighty until after sunset - "Wouldn't want the local peasantry interfering with your new fast-track citizenship application now would we!" the border Force Enforcer will comment. I know they need to keep up with the latest technology and developments but apart from Prince Andrew and Bill Clinton there's not many that will replace a twenty year old with something younger just to keep their seaman happy!
Priti Patel had strong promising words when she first took on the role as 'Defender of these Lands' all those (seemingly) years ago. Instead she has proved herself to be just been another toothless snake in the long grassy swamp of UK politics. Sure, she spouts the usual politician bullshit, promise this, promise that, blah! Blah! Blah! Instead she has quietly taken her monthly pay, bought into companies who get the government contracts and become just another parasite in the house of parasites!
Out of the thousands of illegals already on our shores not a single one of them has been returned. Take a look at the faces of those being taxied here and you will see they are all young men of fighting age apparently fleeing political, ideological, economic and social injustices back home - things that the young men can't endure but their daughters, sisters, mothers and Grandmothers have been left behind to face alone instead. What do you think the demographics of Europe would look like today if the young men of France, Spain, Portugal, and especially the UK had all decided that fighting the Nazis was 'Too Scary' and all fucked off to South America leaving our women folk alone to fight for us instead. Because that is exactly what they are doing by migrating thousands of miles from home, across many other countries, while not wearing out their clothes, shoes and mobile phone credit.
Where are all these newly 'minted' British Citizens you may be asking (if not why not!) Well a quick search on booking.com will give you a clue. Try to find a five star hotel in any major UK city and you'll find the number returned is a lot less than it was a few years back. Most hotels have now dedicated their entire services to housing these Illegal Immigrants with room, breakfast and evening meals, all at the tax payers expense. They know they'll not get any tourists staying with them so they've managed to have full occupancy reserved and paid for by you, me, and the guy next door through their tax increases!
Contrast this with the 3000 or so Ex UK Armed Forces Personnel that have no where else to sleep other than a piss soaked shop door-way. They have no home, they have no belongings, they have been used, abused, and dumped by the government like a 'Saturday Night Bar Slag from Stockport'. Imagine how it must feel to these Ex UK Armed Forces Personnel when the very same government that sent them to a country to fight terrorists now treats those very same terrorists much better than they do the Ex UK Armed Forces Personnel!
Hunter.
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