Two examples of men who like to play dress-up.

• They both wear outlandish clothes and really over do the make-up.
• They both dress up like this for the attention, and the financial gain they receive from doing it.

This is where they differ . .

One of them does this for the fun of entertaining. He knows, and he knows we know, that he is indeed a man dressed as a woman, that he does this dress-up as an act of entertainment.

Barry Humphries is a great entertainer, either as his alto-ego Dame Edna (a character most notable for the bright dazzling outfits, the thickly applied make-up, and the 50's style glasses) or the character known as Sir Les Patterson. The jokes, the one-liners, and the put-downs were always perfectly timed, had forceful content, and always brought smiles and laughter.

The other one does this because he is mentally delusional, he believes, and insists that you believe it too, that just because he wears very young girl’s clothes, undergone plastic surgery to give himself a more feminine appearance, and it has to be said, very creepy smile, wears make-up, and carries tampons in his purse, this is what constitutes a true woman.

Dylan Mulvaney is a talentless narcissistic nobody who doesn't offer the world anything positive, never has done, never will do! He wants the world to think he is a 'fighter' for women's rights, but all he has done is pushed 'women's rights' and their very real struggle for equality back into the last century, possibly the one before that! The message he gives is that women are too weak minded to stand up for themselves so they need a man, even if that man is a 'Weak Beta Male', to stand up for them, because he, as 'Transvestite Man' is stronger than all of the 'Real Hard Working Women' out there.

How it all started I have no idea.

Did he get caught stealing clothes from the next door neighbours washing line as a youngster? Parading around his house wearing the freshly washed panties belonging to the their 5 year old daughter, and her elder sister's training bra? Maybe his Parents came home early a few too many times and found him dry humping the 'Easy Chair', despite their punishment he just kept on doing it anyway, the inappropriate desire to wear all things pink and frilly obviously stronger than the threat of 'Damnation in Hell Fire!' or worse 'Gay Camp'. Maybe his parents didn't want a boy so they fed him on 'Sugar and Spice' in the hope that he would turn into a 'Little Girl', failing terribly and got this mentally unstable and pitiful creature instead. Although in reality it was probably no more than him starring in his schools rendition of 'Glee' that was the real cause for his 'Behaviour' now.

Destructive for everyone.

Something that I find really annoying about all of this is the amount of financial gain he is receiving from various companies across the US - although some of them do appear to be regretting it now. We all know how the Bud-Light sponsorship deal is going, but don't read too much into the downward trend as people have a very very short memory, and the share price will bounce back up again once another distraction is found elsewhere. My biggest issue is with Nike. Not only do they still use the slave labour of the 'Third World' to keep their manufacturing costs down and their profits high, but they deemed it completely acceptable to sponsor a 'Flat-Chested Beta Male' to promote their sports bra range. How many 'Young Real Female' up and coming sports stars could they have sponsored instead? Hundreds, probably thousands, but no, they chose to piss all over every single one of them! Was it for the sake of inclusion? Doubt it, most governing bodies are now banning anyone born male from competing in women's sports. And quite rightly so^*1. Was it because they had become 'Woke'? I also doubt that too. I hate the term 'Woke'. To me it makes it sound like we've been asleep for the past two million years or so, and are only just becoming aware of something. I think a much better term than 'Woke' is 'Simping to the Mentally Fragile!'^*2

The sad fact for him, and the honest truth for all who follow him is that he is not, and never can be, a spokesman for women kind. To do that extremely tough job you need to be a 'Very Tough Woman' – not a ‘Beta Male’. Especially not a ‘Beta Male’ playing dress-up. You need a vagina, you need a uterus, and you need a woman's brain. Neither of these thing a man can ever claim to have. A man has a penis, and he has testicles, and he has a brain wired completely differently to a woman. Sure, some guys pretend to understand how a woman's brain works, but in reality they don't. Only another woman can legitimately claim that.

The reality.

That last paragraph brings me onto my final point. Genitals. The only surgery that Dylan has actually had is a slight facial modification to make him look more feminine^*3. He has not had his penis skinned, the meat taken out, for it then to be turned in on itself and inserted into a newly created cavity through his pelvis. Nor has he had his testicles removed and the now empty scrotum carved up to look like vaginal lips. On top of this neither has he had breast surgery - clearly favouring his beta-male type chest with the boyish look of someone who is painfully thin.

If he had of gone full 'Hog' and had the actual surgery to make his body a little more lady-like then I could have had a little bit more respect for him, but without the full surgery he is both literally and figuratively, just a 'Cock in a Frock!'. I mean, for fucks sake he hasn't even changed his name! He's still using a mans name!

The end?

It won't end well. Yeah he'll say he's had quite a roller-coaster of a life, but like all roller-coasters at some point you want to get off, and he won't be able to, so he'll keep on riding it until something breaks and he's thrown off, badly. My prediction? Motel room, lot's of self-inflicted anal trauma, bottles of liquor and prescription drugs.

A quick shout-out to Barry Humphries - still going strong at 89! A true entertainer never stops, Never!

*1. In reality the only reason the sporting governing bodies backed down regarding allowing mutilated men to compete in women’s sport is due predominately to the amount of backlash they received from competitors and spectators alike. If no one had campaigned endlessly then the governing bodies would have just allowed these men to steal the women’s world records, or worse, beaten them to a pulp in the contact sports.

*2. ‘Mentally Fragile’ is just me trying to be more inclusive for our younger generations who read my blog, what I really wanted to say was ’Mentally Retarded, and definite candidates for being locked up to keep the children safe!’

*3. Not sure what this entailed but it could be he was reading a magazine article about Sandra Bullock's 'Scarlet Overkill' character in 'The Minions Movie' just before the anaesthetist put him under so that is the face they gave him. Which in itself is another bloody insult to woman, especially the beautiful MS Overkill!